I have taken two iconic figures, Jesus and Santa, and re-mythologized their legend to tell you the story you are living
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About This Book And Revolution |
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Early one Christmas Eve morning, God was relaxing in his office enjoying a cup of his specially blended ancient Mayan coffee while reading in The Celestial Sun Times about Santa Claus’ departure that evening. He had just finished reading a story about how the people of Earth were beginning to realize their intellectual and spiritual potential when suddenly, it struck him. He summoned his favorite son Jesus, who was out trout fishing, to his office. "Jesus," he asked, "would you be willing to go to Earth once again and assist in the beginning of Earth’s transformation so that her people could realize their fullest potential?" "I’m not going near that place ever again." Jesus objected. "Those people are nuts." After some encouragement by his father, Jesus realizes that it would be in the best interest of the universe to help a fledgling humanity. Jesus also recognizes that the collective ego of Earth’s people has the possibility of destroying all life on the planet unless something is done. What better time than Christmas Eve to knock on Santa’s workshop door, as God suggested, and put things into motion. Together, they ride Santa’s sleigh delivering presents, as Jesus disturbs the status quo by questioning many of the social, religious, and political values of our times. Join Jesus and Santa for a whimsical and exhilarating ride!
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Jesus' New Commandments
...Pandemonium erupted. Hallelujiah! Hallelujiah! Lord.
Praise be the Lord, people shouted. Hallelujiah! The Lord’s here, the Lord has come!
Again, Jesus raised his arms to quiet the crowd.
“Brothers and sisters, Santa and I may be running for President and Vice President.
Sometimes I think we are and sometimes I think we’re not. But, if so, we can help you recreate your lives.
But don’t wait around for us. Start your creation right now and perhaps we’ll be along to work as co-creators.
That’s right, brothers and sisters, together we can co-create Heaven on Earth.
So, in the meantime, open your ears, open your hearts, and open your minds
because I’m going to give you ten new commandments to work with.
ONE
Thou Shalt... Oh! Excuse me, Brothers and Sisters
I thought I was back in the old days...
Yo shall never follow a leader,
for a leader will only lead you into
his own self-interest.
TWO
Yo shall visualize your hightest potential.
THREE
Yo shall live in the now and detach thyself
from the physical plane, for it is
just a passing dream.
FOUR
Yo shall never watch mainstream
news broadcasts for it shall fill your mind with propaganda
Five...
"Now brothers and sisters, I realize I just shared fourteen new commandments and not ten. As I was reciting them I just figured I would adjust forty percent for inflation. So there you have it fourteen new commandments for a new moment." Jesus held the palms of his hands out toward the crowd, releasing a fiery white light that both bathed and blessed the parishioners. "Go in peace brothers and sisters and don’t stray from the moment. For strayin’ from the moment is where your big sin will be found."
"Now, I’m finished with my quickie sermon. Santa and I must rush off for the kids and I have to make room for the good Reverends Stanton P. Whitehead and Roland who you’re all waiting for with enthusiasm. Please allow me to leave you all with one last thought. Arrest Donald Rumsfeld for war crimes and, while you’re at it, go across the
Thank you and God bless. Keep your eye on the right wing because if you don’t they’ll put a cross and a prison on every corner." With those last words, Jesus stepped down from the podium, shook the hands of the three reverends, walked over and hugged Leroy, Jonesy and Clay and grabbed Santa by the wrist. Rushing him toward the front door, he said, "Let’s go! The kids, you know" and hurried out the front door of the church.
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